Get yourself a packet of ramen noodles, I use the cheap Maggi chicken ones, they're about 30p a packet so this is a cheap meal.
Cook them in a saucepan with the flavour packet and water until all the juices have been absorbed. Next get yourself a dish (lasagne or loaf tin) you want to whizz an egg then mix it into the noodles, put in dish and flatten, then pop in fridge for 15 minutes to cool and set a little.
In a non stick frying pan, plop the noodles out like this;
Fry for a couple of minutes till they brown and look like this;
Then slide out onto a plate and cut down the middle, before returning to the frying pan to cook the other side. Whilst cooking top with a cheese slice (I only had mini babybel which did the job, or use a bit of grated)
Add some fried bacon or ham (or not) you could top with a sliced tomato and keep it veggie.
Slide onto your plate and enjoy, it's delicious, I'd add fried mushrooms next time I think.
Don't knock it till you've tried it!